1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:05,373 [ whistling sprightly tune ] 2 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:26,327 Hey, andy. 3 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,062 Hey, goober. 4 00:00:28,096 --> 00:00:29,197 Sure is a nice day. 5 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:30,798 You couldn't ask For nicer weather. 6 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:33,401 This is my favorite time, Except for spring and summer. 7 00:00:33,434 --> 00:00:34,468 That right? 8 00:00:34,502 --> 00:00:36,504 That's right. Hmm. 9 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:38,672 Well, I guess, uh, I guess that makes this 10 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:41,209 Your third favorite Time of year. 11 00:00:41,242 --> 00:00:42,243 That's right. 12 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:43,577 Winter's my fourth. 13 00:00:50,218 --> 00:00:51,552 You want to know Something? 14 00:00:51,585 --> 00:00:52,753 What? 15 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:54,288 I'm mad. 16 00:00:54,322 --> 00:00:56,690 Well, I thought something Was wrong with you. 17 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:57,858 Want to know What I'm mad about? 18 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:59,360 That's up to you, goober. 19 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,395 If you want to tell me, That's fine. 20 00:01:01,429 --> 00:01:02,696 If you don't, that's fine. 21 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:04,765 I'll tell you. All right. 22 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:07,301 You like that fella You got working for you? 23 00:01:07,335 --> 00:01:08,436 What? 24 00:01:08,469 --> 00:01:10,238 That warren. Do you like him? 25 00:01:10,271 --> 00:01:11,439 Yeah. 26 00:01:11,472 --> 00:01:13,274 None of us are sure Whether we like him. 27 00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:14,808 He gives out So many tickets. 28 00:01:14,842 --> 00:01:17,245 He's got everybody So we can't make a move-- 29 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:18,779 'fraid we'll get a ticket. 30 00:01:18,812 --> 00:01:21,515 He give me a ticket for keeping Greasy rags in that barrel. 31 00:01:21,549 --> 00:01:23,717 Said it could be A "Sporaneous" combustion. 32 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:24,818 Spontaneous. 33 00:01:24,852 --> 00:01:26,720 Well, it never Has combusted. 34 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:29,323 This morning he made me and Floyd stop matching pennies. 35 00:01:29,357 --> 00:01:31,325 Said it's gambling. Give us a ticket. 36 00:01:31,359 --> 00:01:33,227 Says it's going to cost us A dollar apiece. 37 00:01:33,261 --> 00:01:34,628 That ain't gambling. It's just fooling around. 38 00:01:34,662 --> 00:01:36,730 Lots of times You match pennies with us. 39 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:37,731 Well, yeah. 40 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:39,133 It's the truth. 41 00:01:39,167 --> 00:01:41,335 Tell you what, goober, I'll talk to him. 42 00:01:41,369 --> 00:01:43,237 I wished you would. I'm tensed. 43 00:02:30,284 --> 00:02:31,719 Let me help you with those, Aunt bee. 44 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:33,654 Oh, no. That's all right, warren. 45 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:35,423 Please. I can manage. Please. 46 00:02:37,425 --> 00:02:40,194 Certainly don't Make paper bags 47 00:02:40,228 --> 00:02:41,662 Like they used to. 48 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:42,696 I'm sorry. 49 00:02:42,730 --> 00:02:44,298 That's all right. 50 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:46,767 Thank you, opie. 51 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,436 Opie? 52 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:49,703 Yes, yes. This is andy's son, opie. 53 00:02:49,737 --> 00:02:51,372 Oh. Hey, hey. You're a... 54 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:53,474 You're a chip off The old block, aren't you? 55 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:54,842 Huh? Huh? Huh? 56 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:57,478 Gonna grow up And be a sheriff Like your daddy? 57 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,280 Well, I might... Right? Huh? 58 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:01,315 Protect the people Here in mayberry? 59 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:02,750 That's good. He's smart. 60 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:04,552 Don't tell me He's not smart. 61 00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:06,587 You're really stocking up, Aunt bee. 62 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:07,788 Well, that's good. 63 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:09,823 That way, you'll never Get caught short. 64 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:11,659 Always be prepared. That's my motto. 65 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:12,726 Right, opie? 66 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:14,462 Right? Right? Aunt bee'll... 67 00:03:14,495 --> 00:03:15,496 Sure it's right. 68 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,298 What are you Stocking up for? 69 00:03:17,331 --> 00:03:18,432 I'm not stocking up. 70 00:03:18,466 --> 00:03:19,533 These are supplies 71 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:21,435 For the ladies Auxiliary bazaar. 72 00:03:21,469 --> 00:03:22,603 Charity bazaar. 73 00:03:22,636 --> 00:03:24,638 Oh, that's wonderful-- Helping others. 74 00:03:24,672 --> 00:03:27,308 Gives you a warm feeling inside, Doesn't it? 75 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:28,576 Huh? Huh? Sure it does. 76 00:03:28,609 --> 00:03:31,011 You remember that, opie-- Help thy neighbor. 77 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,280 Remember that. 78 00:03:32,313 --> 00:03:33,781 I have a few More things to do... 79 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:36,484 I used to be a member of The men's club back home. 80 00:03:36,517 --> 00:03:38,486 We used to give charity bazaars. 81 00:03:38,519 --> 00:03:39,620 Oh, it felt good. 82 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:40,888 After one of those 83 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:43,724 I'd put my head down On the pillow at night. 84 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:45,959 I used to say to myself, "Warren?" 85 00:03:45,993 --> 00:03:47,261 I'd say, "Yeah?" 86 00:03:47,295 --> 00:03:48,796 I'd say, "Warren, that was 87 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:52,333 A pretty warm, wonderful, Decent thing you did today." 88 00:03:52,366 --> 00:03:53,801 We have to be running... 89 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:55,803 I was born with Compassion. 90 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:57,037 I've always had it. 91 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:59,640 We have a lot Of other things to do. 92 00:03:59,673 --> 00:04:00,874 Thank you, warren. 93 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:02,910 Oh, aunt bee? Yes? 94 00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:04,945 Do you have your permit For operating the bazaar? 95 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:07,014 Permit? We never Had a permit. 96 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:08,916 You don't want to operate Outside the law. 97 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:10,784 Well... 98 00:04:10,818 --> 00:04:12,753 Come on down to the station With me 99 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:14,288 And I'll fix it up for you. 100 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:16,757 All right. Opie, would You run back to the hall 101 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:19,660 And tell miss edwards I'll Be there in a few minutes? 102 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:21,395 You're gonna help out, too, Opie? 103 00:04:21,429 --> 00:04:22,463 That's wonderful. 104 00:04:22,496 --> 00:04:23,531 That's the spirit. 105 00:04:23,564 --> 00:04:25,065 Pitch right In there, huh? 106 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:26,400 Straight shooter. 107 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:28,402 He doesn't talk Very much, does he? 108 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:30,504 Well, I guess He's a little shy. 109 00:04:33,541 --> 00:04:34,742 Number 27-- 110 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:37,378 Now, will there be Any alcoholic beverages 111 00:04:37,411 --> 00:04:38,779 Sold on the premises? 112 00:04:38,812 --> 00:04:40,047 No, certainly not. 113 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,615 No booze. 114 00:04:41,649 --> 00:04:44,318 Number 28-- does anyone Connected with the bazaar 115 00:04:44,352 --> 00:04:45,786 Have a criminal record? 116 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:46,887 Of course not. 117 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,956 This is The ladies auxiliary. 118 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:51,659 Warren, this is Altogether unnecessary. 119 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:53,394 I'm trying to comply With the law. 120 00:04:53,427 --> 00:04:54,928 Finish it. Finish it. 121 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:55,929 Okay. 122 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:56,997 Oh... 123 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:58,532 How long will this take? 124 00:04:58,566 --> 00:05:00,701 Well, we don't want To rush it. 125 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:03,471 Why don't you just Run on to the bazaar 126 00:05:03,504 --> 00:05:04,805 And I'll finish out The permit. 127 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:06,073 Thank you. 128 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:07,408 Okay, bye. 129 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:08,509 [ sighs ] 130 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:10,110 [ clears throat ] 131 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:12,079 Uh... Warren, uh... 132 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:14,515 Uh, I-I want you to know 133 00:05:14,548 --> 00:05:17,551 You've been doing A fine job. 134 00:05:17,585 --> 00:05:18,652 Thank you, andy. 135 00:05:18,686 --> 00:05:19,720 Coming from you 136 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:21,822 I take that as A real compliment. 137 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:23,424 Well, good. 138 00:05:23,457 --> 00:05:25,793 You know, sometimes a fella Can do too good a job. 139 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,561 Now, like this permit here-- 140 00:05:27,595 --> 00:05:29,530 That's altogether Unnecessary. 141 00:05:29,563 --> 00:05:32,132 Andy, I was just trying To save your aunt bee-- 142 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,501 Your own aunt bee-- 143 00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:35,569 From engaging in An unlawful act. 144 00:05:35,603 --> 00:05:37,905 But they've been having This bazaar for 18 years 145 00:05:37,938 --> 00:05:39,473 Without a permit. 146 00:05:39,507 --> 00:05:41,409 18 wrongs don't Make a right. 147 00:05:41,442 --> 00:05:42,743 That's a saying, andy. 148 00:05:45,145 --> 00:05:47,415 Giving floyd and goober tickets For matching pennies -- 149 00:05:47,448 --> 00:05:48,982 Now, that's ridiculous. 150 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:51,485 Wait a minute, andy! I got to fight you On that one. 151 00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:52,886 Gambling Is my pet peeve. 152 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:55,155 You know that statistics show That gambling 153 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,725 Attracts gangsters And an undesirable element. 154 00:05:57,758 --> 00:06:00,027 We're talking about floyd And goober matching pennies. 155 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:03,397 On a big week, 7 cents changes hands! 156 00:06:03,431 --> 00:06:04,898 And that may just Have been the way 157 00:06:04,932 --> 00:06:06,967 That things started in chicago During the '20s. 158 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,602 Remember chicago? Huh? Huh? Huh? 159 00:06:08,636 --> 00:06:10,838 We're not in chicago. We're in mayberry. 160 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:13,674 A town of under 2,000 people, Where our biggest industry 161 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,142 Is making Patchwork quilts. 162 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:17,445 Now, floyd and goober Aren't bothering anybody, 163 00:06:17,478 --> 00:06:19,012 So quit giving them Tickets. 164 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:21,849 They're gambling, andy, And gambling in any manner, 165 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,851 Shape, or form Is against the law. 166 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,719 Bingo! 167 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:27,020 [ all clamoring ] 168 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:29,623 Shh, listen, listen, Everybody. 169 00:06:29,657 --> 00:06:30,624 Shh, quiet. 170 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:31,859 Under "B," Nine. 171 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:32,893 Right. 172 00:06:32,926 --> 00:06:34,428 Under "I," 17. 173 00:06:34,462 --> 00:06:35,429 Right. 174 00:06:35,463 --> 00:06:36,764 Under "N," 34. 175 00:06:36,797 --> 00:06:37,798 Mm-hmm. 176 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:39,500 Right. Under "G," 52. 177 00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:40,601 Right. 178 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:41,902 Under "O," 75. 179 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:44,472 Goober, under article 156, Section 16 180 00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:45,839 Of the state penal code 181 00:06:45,873 --> 00:06:47,908 I hereby appoint you As special deputy. 182 00:06:47,941 --> 00:06:49,477 Say it again. 183 00:06:49,510 --> 00:06:51,011 Never mind. Come on. 184 00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:59,019 [ clamoring nearby ] 185 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:10,898 Get back! Get back! 186 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,199 Make way for the law! 187 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:13,501 Get back. 188 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,809 Woman: Let us out. 189 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:23,043 What's going on? 190 00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:27,948 I didn't have nothing To do with this. 191 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:29,483 It's all on account Of article 152... 192 00:07:29,517 --> 00:07:30,618 Warren! 193 00:07:30,651 --> 00:07:32,152 Get your hands off Of me, young man. 194 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:35,155 Will somebody please tell me What's going on?! 195 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:37,190 We'll tell you Plenty, andy. 196 00:07:37,224 --> 00:07:40,528 Listen, everybody, just, Just, just run on home. 197 00:07:40,561 --> 00:07:42,029 We'll take care of this. 198 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:43,130 Aunt bee! 199 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:45,032 We're being arrested For gambling! 200 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:46,233 Gambling?! 201 00:07:46,266 --> 00:07:48,602 Nip these things In the bud. 202 00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:50,504 Otherwise, they'll spread Like prairie fire. 203 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:51,772 Warren! 204 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,874 Andy, I didn't have Nothing to do with that. 205 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:55,709 Goober, just get Your truck out 206 00:07:55,743 --> 00:07:57,244 From in front Of the courthouse! 207 00:08:03,050 --> 00:08:05,586 [ all clamoring ] 208 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:06,720 It's pointless. 209 00:08:06,754 --> 00:08:07,988 Will, will you...? 210 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:09,256 [ blows whistle ] 211 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:11,291 Now, if you'll all quiet down 212 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:14,662 Maybe we can find out What's going on. 213 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:16,664 Well, why don't you ask Your deputy? 214 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:18,832 After all, He is the arresting officer. 215 00:08:18,866 --> 00:08:19,833 Ask him. 216 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:21,201 He's the one that... 217 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:22,936 Well, wait a minute! 218 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:24,204 What's going on? 219 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:25,873 Well, andy, I, I... 220 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:29,577 Andy, could I talk to you Outside for a moment? 221 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:30,578 Excuse us. 222 00:08:30,611 --> 00:08:31,812 Aren't you Taking a chance 223 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,681 Leaving us criminals Unguarded? 224 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:34,682 I don't think so. 225 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:36,516 I got a riot gun Over there. 226 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:41,722 All right. Let's have it. 227 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:43,090 I didn't want To arrest them. 228 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:44,858 They're warm, sweet, Wonderful women. 229 00:08:44,892 --> 00:08:46,193 What'd they do? 230 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:47,861 They were operating A bingo game at the bazaar. 231 00:08:47,895 --> 00:08:48,862 Bingo?! 232 00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:50,163 And for money. 233 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:51,832 [ deep voice ]: Let's book them. 234 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,968 All right, I know we don't Always see eye to eye. 235 00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:56,570 They weren't gambling. 236 00:08:56,604 --> 00:08:57,971 The prizes are donated. 237 00:08:58,005 --> 00:08:59,640 That doesn't make it right. 238 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:00,941 I hated to arrest them. 239 00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:02,042 Well, why did you? 240 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,711 Andy, I had no other choice. 241 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:05,813 They were gambling Right in front of me. 242 00:09:05,846 --> 00:09:07,147 If I were to ignore that 243 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:08,982 How would I gain Any respect here? 244 00:09:09,016 --> 00:09:10,017 [ groans ] 245 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,284 I wouldn't, that's how. 246 00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:14,254 Well, since you've Got all the answers... 247 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:15,789 Knock on wood. 248 00:09:15,823 --> 00:09:18,358 ...How are we going to Get out of this mess? 249 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:21,228 So simple that you Would have come up with it 250 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:23,063 If you'd have given it Any thought. 251 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:24,164 Thanks. 252 00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:25,198 It's the truth. 253 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,333 You're not an ignorant man. 254 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:27,635 Thanks. 255 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:29,136 I call them as I see them. 256 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:30,638 You're not dumb, andy. 257 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:33,607 I'll try to live up To your confidence in me. 258 00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:36,710 Now, how we going to get Them women out of there? 259 00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:38,946 We can't excuse them For breaking the law. 260 00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:40,013 Oh, no, no, no. 261 00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:41,849 That would Be a bad example. 262 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:43,116 Oh, yeah, yeah. 263 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:45,252 But we could give them A suspended sentence-- 264 00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:47,020 Set them free, Send them home. 265 00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:48,021 Good. Come on. 266 00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:49,222 Court's in session. 267 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:51,625 Regarding the case Before the bench 268 00:09:51,659 --> 00:09:54,762 I find that while the defendants Are guilty as charged 269 00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:57,998 Their unselfish devotion To charity should be applauded. 270 00:09:58,031 --> 00:10:00,067 Therefore, Sentence is suspended 271 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,169 And the case is closed. 272 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:03,837 Well, you're all free. 273 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:05,205 You can go home now. 274 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:06,406 Run on. 275 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,408 And thank you so much For coming. 276 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,410 Real pleasure To see you. 277 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:13,714 See you tonight at supper, Aunt bee. 278 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:16,083 Well, I can say one thing For us girls. 279 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:19,352 We've never been afraid To stand up for our rights. 280 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:23,190 Just a minute. Just a minute. 281 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:24,792 What's the matter, bee? 282 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:27,094 He can't get away with that. 283 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,261 Get away with what? 284 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,230 You heard andy say, "You're all free. 285 00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:31,699 You can go on home now." 286 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:33,433 Well, those were His very words. 287 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:36,169 And he also said, "Guilty as charged." 288 00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:38,105 What difference Does that make? 289 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,673 The sentence is suspended. 290 00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:41,074 That's the important thing. 291 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:43,844 And a criminal record Is important. 292 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:45,979 A criminal record? 293 00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:48,215 Well, that's what we have now, You know. 294 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:49,216 Oh, good heavens. 295 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:50,918 A criminal record. 296 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:53,020 How can I explain that To my son? 297 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:54,254 He's an eagle scout. 298 00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:56,724 [ clamoring ] Now, quiet. Quiet. 299 00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:58,025 Quiet. Quiet. 300 00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:00,293 I'll tell you What we're going to do. 301 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,198 Andy? 302 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,403 Oh. 303 00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:14,107 Andy, granted, in this great, Enormous universe of ours 304 00:11:14,141 --> 00:11:17,144 You're nothing more Than a tiny dot, a speck 305 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,146 A minute, insignificant nothing 306 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,749 But I'm proud To call you my friend. 307 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:25,018 Did, uh... Did anybody Ever tell you 308 00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:28,288 You've got An unusual way with words? 309 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:30,758 Oh, I can't take any credit For that, andy. 310 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,826 I'm lucky-- Blessed with it at birth. 311 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,728 That's wonderful. 312 00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:36,930 Anyway, you helped me out Of an awkward situation today. 313 00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:38,265 You stood behind me, 314 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:40,233 And I want you to know I appreciate it. 315 00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:42,135 Oh, you don't have to Thank me, 316 00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:46,206 Because anything I did Was purely for selfish reasons. 317 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:47,841 I guess you never heard 318 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:50,177 Of the mayberry rules For a long, happy life, huh? 319 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,779 No, no. 320 00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:53,180 Well, There are just three. 321 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,749 Don't play leap frog With elephants. 322 00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:58,451 Don't pet a tiger Unless his tail's wagging. 323 00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:02,022 And never, ever mess With the ladies auxiliary. 324 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,290 [ chuckles ] 325 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,859 Well, anyway, The case is closed. 326 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:06,894 No harm done. 327 00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:07,995 [ door opens ] 328 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:10,497 We want Our constitutional rights. 329 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:11,932 I beg your pardon? 330 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,967 Andy, we've come For justice. 331 00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:16,970 And we're not Leaving here Until we get it. 332 00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:18,138 Right, Ladies? 333 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:19,272 Right! 334 00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:21,141 Wait. I thought This was all settled 335 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:22,976 Or did I just Imagine it? 336 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:25,112 If you're referring To that kangaroo court 337 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,346 You just held, forget it. 338 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,148 We refuse to accept That verdict. 339 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:29,349 We never pleaded guilty. 340 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,084 What difference Does it make? 341 00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:32,820 Nobody got fined Or anything. 342 00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:35,488 But, andy, there are more Important things involved. 343 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:38,525 Bee: We want our names cleared And the charges dropped. 344 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:40,327 If that isn't done, We'll demand 345 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,029 A new trial In front of a jury 346 00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:44,031 And we'll stay right here Until we get it. 347 00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:45,132 Come along, girls. 348 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:47,200 Hey, wait... No... 349 00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:48,836 [ clamoring ] 350 00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:52,906 No...Ladies... 351 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,441 Ladies, listen. 352 00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:58,478 No. You can't... You just can't do this. 353 00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:00,513 [ stammering ] 354 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:08,822 [ muttering ] 355 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:15,228 They're a spunky group, andy. 356 00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:16,363 Real spunky. 357 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:17,898 Yeah. 358 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:20,600 Well, I'm not going To hold a jury trial 359 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,235 For a bingo game 360 00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:26,273 So I guess we'll just Have to drop the charges. 361 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:29,409 Andy, I was the officer Who made the arrest. 362 00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,945 You don't think you have To remind me of that, do you? 363 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,480 Since I was the one Who made the complaint 364 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:36,283 I'm the only one Who can drop the charges. 365 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,384 That's right. 366 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:38,886 Uh-uh. Uh-uh. 367 00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:40,553 No, I'm sorry. 368 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:43,490 Do you mean to tell me You won't drop the charges? 369 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:46,326 Andy, I took a solemn oath To uphold the law. 370 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:48,128 [ groaning ] 371 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:51,431 But, uh...Maybe if I Talk to the ladies... 372 00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,033 Talk to them. 373 00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,201 Talk to 'em. 374 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:57,004 Now, ladies, Why don't we...? 375 00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:58,338 [ clamoring ] 376 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,648 Andy, some people Are stubborn. 377 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,583 Just downright stubborn. 378 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,452 You don't mean to say. 379 00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:17,257 [ clamoring grows louder ] 380 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,893 Well, I want you to know I've had it! 381 00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:25,365 Now, I've put up With just about all I'm going to 382 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,935 And that not only goes For my idiot deputy 383 00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,436 But for you women in there. 384 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:36,109 If you want to go ahead And act like children 385 00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:37,644 That's up to you 386 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:42,315 But there's no law says I have To stay here and watch it. 387 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:44,017 Now, I'm going home 388 00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:47,187 And if the rest of you Have any sense 389 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,089 You'll do the same thing. 390 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,190 Goodbye. 391 00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:56,663 Paw, you think aunt bee's Coming home soon? 392 00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:57,965 Oh, sure. 393 00:14:57,998 --> 00:15:00,033 She'll be here Any minute. 394 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,569 Now, you'll see that They'll all get tired 395 00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:04,271 And they'll go home. 396 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,539 I hope so. I sure am hungry. 397 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:07,941 Well, I am, too. 398 00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:09,676 Just try to Be patient. 399 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:15,315 Sarah, try The courthouse again. 400 00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,985 Mm-hmm. Thanks. 401 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,252 Still busy, paw? 402 00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:20,553 Yeah. 403 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:23,290 Now, look, I won't make Any kind of guarantees 404 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:24,992 But if you want me to 405 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:28,261 I'll try to scramble us up A couple of eggs. 406 00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:31,464 Gee, paw, I'm so hungry, I'd be glad to eat anything. 407 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:32,732 Even my cookin', huh? 408 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,102 Gee, paw, I think You cook swell. 409 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:37,270 Remember that time you made All those pancakes? 410 00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:38,438 They were great. 411 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:39,539 Thanks. 412 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,541 Who cares if they Stuck a little? 413 00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:43,710 It was fun eatin' 'em out of the pan. 414 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,212 Set a couple of plates. 415 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:46,313 Yeah, a few eggs... 416 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:48,115 [ knocking on door ] 417 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:49,182 Coming. 418 00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:50,350 Here. Move. 419 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,452 Comin', comin', comin'. 420 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:53,520 Oh, hi, harlan. 421 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:55,122 Come in. Come in. 422 00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:58,125 Well, corlis, aren't you Gettin' prettier every day? 423 00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:01,194 What can I do For you, harlan? 424 00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:03,563 Tell me what my daughter and I Are going to do for supper. 425 00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:04,597 Oh. 426 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,266 It's a problem Now that my wife 427 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,734 Is serving A stretch in prison. 428 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:11,304 [ crying ] 429 00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:13,306 Well, I'm sorry About that, harlan. 430 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:14,407 Don't cry, corlis. 431 00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:16,143 Now, I'm sure it'll all be over 432 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,278 And ruth will be home Any minute now. 433 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,512 Well, if she isn't, Maybe you'll do 434 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:20,680 The wash Tomorrow. 435 00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:23,250 I'm sure it'll all Be settled, harlan. 436 00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:25,752 It's not much, But you're welcome to have 437 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,587 Some scrambled eggs with us. 438 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:30,223 Beats starving. Okay, sit down. 439 00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:33,193 I'll just get some more eggs. 440 00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:36,196 We'll eat these eggs right up. 441 00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,465 [ knocking on door ] 442 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,532 Comin'! 443 00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:42,669 Comin', comin'. 444 00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,471 Oh, hi, fred. Come in. 445 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:48,075 My goodness, your children Just sproutin' up like weeds. 446 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:49,642 Weeds grow on water. 447 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,211 People need food. 448 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,512 Yeah. Well, sit down. 449 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:55,315 Everything will be ready In a few minutes. 450 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:59,186 Don't cry, corlis. Don't cry. 451 00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,421 Get some more chairs. 452 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:03,156 More chairs. 453 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:09,162 I'm sorry we don't have Any more milk. 454 00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:11,064 Got plenty of coffee. 455 00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:13,400 Here, harlan. Let me give you A little more coffee. 456 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:15,068 There you are. 457 00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:18,705 Okay. Now, well, dick. Yeah, well... 458 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,507 Did everybody have Enough, then? 459 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,608 It'll hold. 460 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:22,675 Come on, corlis. 461 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,577 Yeah, we'll be Leaving, too. 462 00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:25,778 All right, let's go. 463 00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:26,846 Bye, corlis. 464 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,548 It's past Your bedtime. 465 00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,817 Listen, I promise this thing Will be settled this evening. 466 00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,585 I'm counting on That, sheriff. 467 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,321 Don't give it Another thought. 468 00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:35,755 I won't... But You'd better. 469 00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:37,390 Well, good night. 470 00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:39,092 Come back. 471 00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:40,493 [ sighing ] 472 00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:46,099 Dick, you forgot pansy! 473 00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,669 Pansy. 474 00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:52,272 Yeah. Well, goodbye. 475 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:53,640 Oh, boy... 476 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:56,376 Let me call over there. 477 00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:01,814 Sarah, get me... 478 00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,316 Oh, thanks. 479 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,585 Imagine the phone Being busy for three hours. 480 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:08,488 Opie, listen, just stack The dishes, will ya? 481 00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:10,457 I'll do 'em When I get back. 482 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,459 I'm going To the courthouse. 483 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,261 Can't I go With you, paw? 484 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:17,330 I'm not sure I'm old enough To hear what I'm going to say. 485 00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:18,531 Really? Oh, well 486 00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:21,134 Let me tell you What I just heard. 487 00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:23,236 Over at The lending library 488 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:24,871 They've got A new book 489 00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,839 And it's Downright racy. 490 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:28,475 Yes, but... 491 00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,210 Oh, you did? 492 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:33,380 Can I be next After you? 493 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:34,747 Wonderful. 494 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,283 Oh, sorry. 495 00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:44,191 Oh, hi, andy. 496 00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:45,358 I've a great mind 497 00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:47,694 To arrest all of you For trespassing 498 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:50,330 But I'd just have To throw you in jail 499 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:52,532 And that's where You are now. 500 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:53,633 Andy? 501 00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:58,405 Andy, I've been deputy In quite a few towns 502 00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,340 But I have never, ever seen A mess like this. 503 00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:01,508 Are things always This disorganized? 504 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:02,742 No! 505 00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,944 Maybe we'll get Things straightened out 506 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,746 Now that I'm here To help you, huh? 507 00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:07,914 Yeah. Huh? 508 00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:10,183 Yeah. There is Something you can do. 509 00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:11,251 Drop the charges. 510 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:13,186 Andy, you have A one-track mind. 511 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:14,554 I can't do that because... 512 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,689 Both: ...Gambling is against the law. 513 00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,391 Right. Right. Yeah. Yeah. 514 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:20,360 Do you know anything About the law? 515 00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:21,628 What do you mean? Sure. 516 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:22,829 I mean, I'm no lawyer. 517 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,297 Is that what you mean? 518 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:26,333 I'm no lawyer, But I've read a lot. 519 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,535 I've read All the perry mason stories. 520 00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:30,437 You might have Missed a couple 521 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,605 Like "The case of The pigheaded deputy 522 00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:34,741 Who was killed By a berserk sheriff." 523 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,253 [ glass breaking ] 524 00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:14,914 Hey, andy. 525 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:17,717 Hey, goober. 526 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,420 They're still in There, are they? 527 00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:22,722 Yeah, they're Still in there. 528 00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,561 How long they Gonna be in there? 529 00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:30,897 I don't know. They want a jury trial. 530 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:31,931 [ whistles ] 531 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:34,301 They ought not To do that. 532 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:37,870 You know, me and floyd's Been talkin' 'bout this-- 533 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,307 Discussin' all The evidence? 534 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:43,276 And, well, I Hate to say this 535 00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:44,677 But now, we feel-- 536 00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:48,515 And, mind you, we ain't Legal experts in any way-- 537 00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:51,284 But all the facts seem To be against them 538 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,052 Like warren said. 539 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,454 You, too, huh? 540 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,323 Well, it's just Our opinion 541 00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:58,458 But I bet if There was a trial 542 00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,393 Warren's side Would win. 543 00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:06,833 Say that again. 544 00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,568 The whole thing? 545 00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:11,804 Forget it, goob. 546 00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:13,039 Thanks. 547 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:18,678 Warren? 548 00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:19,679 Right. 549 00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,714 Excuse us, please. 550 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:22,982 Excuse us. 551 00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,586 Well, it looks like 552 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,389 We're going to have to give Them their jury trial. 553 00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:30,823 Oh, andy, that's a shame. 554 00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:31,891 Yeah. 555 00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:33,493 You don't think You can get them 556 00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:34,694 To listen to reason? 557 00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:36,729 That's the way Some people are. 558 00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:38,097 Yeah. 559 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,433 Tell you the truth, though, I kinda side with 'em. 560 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,969 I think they got A good chance of winning. 561 00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:45,104 The law's As clear as crystal. 562 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,573 Well, maybe so, 563 00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:48,908 But you never can tell What a jury might do. 564 00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:50,977 Not in this case. It's open and shut. 565 00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:51,978 No, I don't think so. 566 00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:53,045 Oh, positively. 567 00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:54,046 No, no. Sure. 568 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,515 I'll tell you what. 569 00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:57,617 I'll back up my opinion With, say, a dollar? 570 00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,719 I would be stealing Money from you. 571 00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:01,788 Like they say, Put up or shut up. 572 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,456 Don't say I didn't warn you. 573 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:05,392 Good. Now it's my Duty to inform you 574 00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:07,059 You are under arrest For gambling. 575 00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:08,528 Andy... 576 00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:11,731 Gambling is gambling, Whether it's blackjack 577 00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:12,799 Bettin' or bingo. 578 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,367 Yeah, but, andy... 579 00:22:14,401 --> 00:22:16,603 You're not asking me to Ignore gambling, are you? 580 00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:17,704 Huh? Huh? Huh? 581 00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:19,706 You're not asking Me to do that. 582 00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:21,007 See, the law is the law. 583 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,510 Charges are brought For the same reason 584 00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:25,945 And charges are dropped For the same reason. 585 00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:28,014 But, andy, I... 586 00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:30,116 Andy, I... 587 00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:44,831 Andy: Charges are dropped. 588 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,365 Everybody home! 589 00:22:53,005 --> 00:22:55,542 Andy, I... 590 00:22:55,575 --> 00:22:58,578 I got to admit it, I was wrong. 591 00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:01,414 Everybody makes a little mistake Once in a while, warren. 592 00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:03,516 Oh, but I mean, A man in my position 593 00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:05,585 Ought to know When he's going too far. 594 00:23:05,618 --> 00:23:08,488 It's not like me, andy. I'm a reasonable man. 595 00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:09,989 Yeah. 596 00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:13,025 Well, the main thing -- The bazaar is just doing fine. 597 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:17,497 Bingo, huh? Yeah, bingo, cake sales, Kissing booth. 598 00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:18,898 Kissing booth? 599 00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:21,568 Oh, yeah, Making a lot of money. 600 00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:24,471 Uh, how's that operate, Andy? 601 00:23:24,504 --> 00:23:26,839 Well, a fella goes up To the booth, see, 602 00:23:26,873 --> 00:23:29,609 Puts down a quarter, He gets to kiss the lady. 603 00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:31,844 Any guy? Sure. 604 00:23:31,878 --> 00:23:34,046 Stranger? Sometimes. 605 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,982 Well, then, What you're saying, andy, 606 00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:38,751 Is that for the sum of 25 cents, An unidentified john doe 607 00:23:38,785 --> 00:23:40,152 Can willfully accost Any lady in the booth? 608 00:23:40,186 --> 00:23:41,788 What about it? 609 00:23:41,821 --> 00:23:43,723 Andy, where do you keep The book of local ordinances. 610 00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:44,924 I want to check the morals code On this one. 611 00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:46,058 I'll kill ya. 612 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:48,094 Now, andy-- andy wait! 613 00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:56,536 [ whistling sprightly tune ]